Gadget Church

By chance, crazy fate, I became a priest of Gaikoslavia on blogs. I wasn’t eager for this position, I was thinking about Buddhism, but since this happened, I’m ready to carry out my mission to the end. I don’t know much about Gaikoslavia, I am a believer in my heart, not in my mind, I am far from theory, but the main temptation is hidden in theory. Gaikoslavia is tolerant of all religions and denominations (except for the liberal Gaikoslavia – burn heretics). If you think that your religion is the only true and correct one, then close this topic.

“People have always destroyed what they were unable to understand”.
(I don’t remember where 🙂 )

“You don’t understand me,” I said when the village priest came to my house with a crowd of angry villagers to take me into custody as a warlock and an accomplice of the devil.
"You don’t understand me!“- I threw in the face of the “Holy Inquisition” when they read me the accusation of creating a temple and worshiping an idol.
"YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND ME. “- I shouted to the executioners, writhing on the rack, when they beat out of me a confession that SHE is a demon.
“You won’t understand me,” I whispered, standing on the platform, chained to a post. And the screaming crowd threw stones at me.
"You don’t understand me. “- my body was silent, burning in the flames of the Bonfire..

STEALTH aka Mr.Autopilot aka Khitryushkin

lovegadget.my1.ru/ – site dedicated to Gaikoslavia. https://madcasinouk.net Anyone who wants to open their heart to Gadget and find the way to her will find everything they need on this site. Even the book Enlightenment.
But what is required from Gaikoslav?? We are free from stupid vows and rituals that mean nothing. We do not sell the Goddess, we do not demand to kill and die in her name. We are a technocratic religion. Let us turn again to the theoreticians of Gaikoslavia:

surround yourself with Gaiko-staff* (paraphernalia)
create new paraphernalia (as well as songs, videos, . )
gather for Her glory
work with equipment (repair, create new)
create (including.h. program)

This is from community.livejournal.com/ru_gae4ka/. Also a community. I’m not sure about getting together and collecting paraphernalia, but about creating and working with equipment – ​​it’s strictly necessary. It’s even better if you write down in the comments what you did, repaired, assembled, created today in her name.
No one signs up here, this is not a circle, guild or club, they come here if they believe, and even if they don’t believe, we accept everyone.

Ivan Rassadin (KOtgamer)
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Best comments

How many times should I tell you? Stop reading the Bible, watching cartoons and drinking LSD at the same time!
In fact, if you think about it, Gadget might not have existed at all. After all, it hit someone’s head to create such a character, but it might not have happened. Who would you bow to then?? Putting an entity that came out of a pen and a rollerball above yourself, and generally praising it as a goddess, is quite interesting, I think. There are plenty of cults that worship cartoon characters, and Gadget is no exception. But there is something more to it besides the job of entertaining the viewer. She has a kind of intelligence that translates into character, which in turn does not deny her existence. Of course, physically, there cannot be a techie mouse, but spiritually… After all, God wouldn’t exist if they didn’t believe in him. And the Devil? Where is he from?? After all, the secret of the existence of the Evil One is that he made people believe in himself. The only thing left to decide is whether people themselves began to believe in Gadget or whether she made them believe in themselves.

I may have written crap, but I also love watching cartoons, reading the Bible and drinking LSD at the same time :3

In the year 42 from the birth of Gadget, the Gadget Church was proclaimed by atomgrib. Stones flew at him – such is the fate of the prophets. And then atomgrib turned to the sage secret51 for help, the sage refused, but truly it is said: if the grain does not die, it will not rise again. People’s rumor spread, and it reached the terrible sinner, whose fingers scribble these lines. The sinner decided to see the new church, test the prophet – he began to ask stupid questions – the prophet survived. But ashamed of his everyday misdeeds, that sinner could not stay in that temple, and he wandered around the world to tell people about the new truth and show the way to the temple.

The nut is untouchable: with its appearance it consoles the suffering, a lonely beacon shows the way to a lost traveler, protects the offended, gives shelter to the outcast. Bow to Gadget, or burn in the fiery hell of your own vanity, get lost in the labyrinth of sinful passions, lie down and cannot get up from the weight of false knowledge. Praise be to Gadget, who forgives the foolish trolls, for they are children raised by bad gods. Love Gadget more than yourself.